A lion feeder was discovered missing one morning by his Czechoslovakian Zoo Director. Seeing two lions licking their chops and comfortably resting, the Director pondered how to retrieve what he could of the feeder's remains for burial.

Not knowing which one to sedate and open up, the Director asked the assistant feeder for a suggestion.

"Start with the male" he said.

"Why would you say that?" asked the Director.

The Czech is always in the male.

Thanks to G. Kane, owner of the Nautor's Swan 66 model